I am 40.

Here’s the rules….

1) no fancy dress, where what ever the f**k you like. (practical bender attire advised).

2) please no presents your amazing self is all I ask for.

3) leave your children at home (unless they are still inside of you lol).

4) hefty bar tab supplied.

5) you should probably eat a decent breakfast and or lunch coz this ain’t a dinner party.

6) don’t piss off the musicians.

7) this is a marathon not a sprint, any dickhead behaviour will be asked to piss off no questions asked. Respect the venue and the hard working staff as I’m very lucky to have this closed off to the public.

9) do not screenshot this invite and share it with anyone that isn’t on this invite list.

10) and unless you are crowning and or physically on fire I expect you to be there.