In 1851 we had the gold rush. 1880 we had . 1900 the invasion the cane toad, 1918 we win the war. Then, in 1945 we win the war again. 1962 Steve Irwin was born. 1970 mass immigration of nurses (Filipinos (full lovin’ it)), in 1984 the first blue Mitsubishi Pill was pressed. 1991,  were formed in Sydney. Early 2000s Melbourne shuffle was born, 2008 aesthetics was born, 2016 Playboy Carti finally cracks  (lucky cunt). 2020 OnlyFans takes over. 2021 the world was freed of COVID restrictions … and now… in 2026… the greatest historical event to happen on Australian shores is about to commence (girth by sea btw)... we are possibly most likely hopefully fingers crossed getting a  around western Sydney. 

Oh… and the  are going on tour or some shit!