Dearest revelers and locomotive travellers!

The Mansion Lane train wreck has been unbended and mended! Strengthened and unbelievably lengthened. Straightened and don't-be-latened!

ALL ABOARD!!
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The Mansion Lane Soul Train!!

Piloting your steam-powered jive juggernaut will be the indefunkable DJ MEEM. Your funk detour will be triggered by the one and only DJ JIMP SUIT. And pulling up the rear, art imitating life, Mansion Lane's own T. BEAR & SAD DISCO.

+ FREE ENTRY
+ DISCO SCHOOL PHOTO BOOTH
+ OBSCURE ORIENTAL BREWS
+ MANSION LANE MINIMIXER CHILLOUT CLOSET
+ UNLIMITED VIBES

Be there or risk a polygonal existence.

Stay Funky.