I took Ethics for a semester at uni and that makes me a good person. I'm sure of it. Better than you, I bet.

Do you like comedy? Do you like to laugh? I don't.

I like to sit in a room and think about moral relativism and the nature of the universe and whether or not I'm out of pasta. Forget it. You wouldn't understand.

After supporting comedians at the 2021 Melbourne International Comedy Festival and around Australia, and honing my skills writing and performing impeccable sketch comedy for millions online, I've built an hour of stand-up so mind-numbingly brilliant it will make you say "I am out of pasta. Thanks for reminding me. Wow, he's a good person." Bon appétit.