Yeah rightio,
Rocky here, and for all you prima-dona pants-wetters round here, I’ve got a ripper line-up this Monday December 29 that you can really piss ya pants to.
So seems as though its silly season and everyone’s pretty much full-time pissheads anyway, I’ve gone and got me mates These New South Whales from Sydney coming round to the Bowlo to play a ditty or two.
Speakin’ of dumb cunts, Dumb Punts are coming. They think they’re playing a New Years Eve Eve Eve party.
GROTTO like to get blotto and forget how to pronounce their old band name are coming too. Sheryl tells me they use to be called Fermunted or something and Pow Pow Kids tell me they only know how to play bangers, which I think means they're bringing the snags for the FREE BBQ.
There’ll be $5 tins and its only $5 to get in. eh eh ahhhh aye!?
That’s all you need to know, so go and wash ya filthy grubcatchers and get to the MELBOURNE BOWLING CLUB. Yeah, that’s right, the oldest bowling club in Australia and the home of that fictional character Mick Molloy’s classic film, “Crackerjack”. Yerp.. Right next to Windsor Train Station. See ya there.
Rocky
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