Once upon a time there were some old jeans, a black shirt, some guitars and amplifiers, a drum kit and a carton of beer.
They thought it would be a good idea to call up some mates and have a party.
Lee, Craig and Matt were the first ones to turn up.
After a few games of twister, Lee struck up a conversation with the black t-shirt and the left handed guitar and soon were exchanging phone numbers.
Meanwhile, Craig got in a heated argument with a mean looking Bass Guitar about the song playing on the jukebox (it was 500 miles by the Proclaimers). The Bass was getting a bit punchy so Craig slapped it. From that moment on they became the best of friends.
Matt and the pair of jeans were getting real close until Matt got a text message and disappeared. The next morning they found out he’d been banging the drums.

They all met up a few weeks later at the local pub.
Everyone decided that it was one hell of a party and swore that they would re-create it every weekend until the end of time.
They named this party “Mum Says Rock” and all gave the rock salute.

There is on-going investigations into the disappearance of the beer.